oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES


(Source: capefear)

sexhaver:

my dick is five inches. not five inches long. just five inches. my dick is the concept of five consecutive inches. that piece of plywood over there? my dick. the sole of that shoe? my dick. i havent had sex in years

sexhaver:

my dick is five inches. not five inches long. just five inches. my dick is the concept of five consecutive inches. that piece of plywood over there? my dick. the sole of that shoe? my dick. i havent had sex in years

How to Know When a Woman is Mad

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these ladies are my idolsĀ 

(Source: liquid0xy)